Because, Seriously, Whatelse Do College Girls Blog About?
The other night THE BOSS commented on my MySpace blog (Yes. I have MySpace. No. I can't be your friend. I am no Myspace whore.): "Are you sure you don't have a penis 'cause that's all you ever talk about it."
To which I replied: "No. But I've been thinking of buying one on the black market for the sake of telling bar-rats that I have a penis when they're staring at my boobs."
Then I started looking through this blog and realized, why yes! I do rant of the penis often.
So here's a little collection for all those in search of random penis talk. It's therapeutic sometimes to speak of such things when YOU'RE NOT GETTING ASS ON A REGULAR BASIS! (Damn you Boyfriend and your police schedual!)
Enjoy...
Why I Stick With The Penis
Pass On The Pussy
My Xmas List
Hey Untuck Your Penis
Less Penis Related But Still Good (And slightly phallic...)
Conversations Interrupted
A Tale of Sunshine
Beer Vs. The Vagina
If You Were A Lesbian...
Things I've Learned Working Downtown
To which I replied: "No. But I've been thinking of buying one on the black market for the sake of telling bar-rats that I have a penis when they're staring at my boobs."
Then I started looking through this blog and realized, why yes! I do rant of the penis often.
So here's a little collection for all those in search of random penis talk. It's therapeutic sometimes to speak of such things when YOU'RE NOT GETTING ASS ON A REGULAR BASIS! (Damn you Boyfriend and your police schedual!)
Enjoy...
Why I Stick With The Penis
Pass On The Pussy
My Xmas List
Hey Untuck Your Penis
Less Penis Related But Still Good (And slightly phallic...)
Conversations Interrupted
A Tale of Sunshine
Beer Vs. The Vagina
If You Were A Lesbian...
Things I've Learned Working Downtown
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