Hey! Untuck your penis!
I like my men to act like men.
If I feel like his vagina is larger than mine then sorry, Pussy, but you need to move along. I'm sick of metrosexuals. I'm sick of little men that make me want to slap them and say, "Hey! Untuck your penis!" Maybe this is the...4 hours of sleep I've gotten in two days talking but I don't really give a shit. If you don't have ovaries then I believe you should be required to act like a man. Unless you're fucking men. Because if you're that brave to come out to a culture that still believes homosexuality is on the level of biblical sodomy, then you deserve to be able to act like anyone you want. Dress like Cher, baby. I'll be cheering you on.
But as for the rest of you. BUCK UP! Show me some penis and stop acting like a pair of fucking ovaries! No! Don't shave your chest! No, you pansey! Don't you dare go fake baking! Goddam! Where's the testicles in this place! I miss testicles! Where did that whole testosterone thing go! All I see is estrogen!
I also think tight pants are for chicks. If they belong on anyone, let's face it they definately belong on the fairer sex. And cowboy boots too. Stop it. We all know you just want to wear assless chaps so stop projecting on those poor boots.
If I feel like his vagina is larger than mine then sorry, Pussy, but you need to move along. I'm sick of metrosexuals. I'm sick of little men that make me want to slap them and say, "Hey! Untuck your penis!" Maybe this is the...4 hours of sleep I've gotten in two days talking but I don't really give a shit. If you don't have ovaries then I believe you should be required to act like a man. Unless you're fucking men. Because if you're that brave to come out to a culture that still believes homosexuality is on the level of biblical sodomy, then you deserve to be able to act like anyone you want. Dress like Cher, baby. I'll be cheering you on.
But as for the rest of you. BUCK UP! Show me some penis and stop acting like a pair of fucking ovaries! No! Don't shave your chest! No, you pansey! Don't you dare go fake baking! Goddam! Where's the testicles in this place! I miss testicles! Where did that whole testosterone thing go! All I see is estrogen!
I also think tight pants are for chicks. If they belong on anyone, let's face it they definately belong on the fairer sex. And cowboy boots too. Stop it. We all know you just want to wear assless chaps so stop projecting on those poor boots.
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