Ranting 'cause I can
You know the Doc from Back to the Future...what did he do besides send adolescents into the past? And get shot by gun wielding terrorists b/c he scammed them out of plutonium? I mean didn't he have a job or something? I know he looked like Einstein but that's no excuse for being a jobless crackpot.
And what is with all these old movie series coming back! Have you heard about the new Rocky movie? Yeah, you heard right. ANOTHER Rocky movie. How old does Rocky have to be before his jaw completely gives out and they have to write Italian slurred subtitles? And Indiana Jones! Sorry guys, but I have been in love with Harrison Ford since I was gestated in my mother's womb. Seriously, since the uterus. A new Indy?! That's impossible! No one could take his place! And even Die Hard is coming back. Atleast they're not even trying to replace Bruce Willis. It's like his son or some bullshit like that. Sigh. Hollywood is ruining some perfectly good movie series. The only truly great cinematic addition to a series in the past few years has been Clerks II. Hands down. Pillow Pants the pussy troll is the greatest thing since...damn...ever. I heart Elias.
I know. I know. I'm ranting but still, these are the questions that plague me at night. Why shouldn't they plague you too?
And what is with all these old movie series coming back! Have you heard about the new Rocky movie? Yeah, you heard right. ANOTHER Rocky movie. How old does Rocky have to be before his jaw completely gives out and they have to write Italian slurred subtitles? And Indiana Jones! Sorry guys, but I have been in love with Harrison Ford since I was gestated in my mother's womb. Seriously, since the uterus. A new Indy?! That's impossible! No one could take his place! And even Die Hard is coming back. Atleast they're not even trying to replace Bruce Willis. It's like his son or some bullshit like that. Sigh. Hollywood is ruining some perfectly good movie series. The only truly great cinematic addition to a series in the past few years has been Clerks II. Hands down. Pillow Pants the pussy troll is the greatest thing since...damn...ever. I heart Elias.
I know. I know. I'm ranting but still, these are the questions that plague me at night. Why shouldn't they plague you too?
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2:30 AMA new Indiana Jones... *Sigh* What is this world coming to???
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