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My Epidemic

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.


Two Quickfire Thoughts

I finally realized why that stupid Kay Jewelers commercial's slogan is, "Every kiss begins with KAY." Get it Kay jewelers? Yeah. I didn't get it. I just thought it was a really pretentious advertisement suggesting that all kisses are due, atleast in part, because of Kay jewelers. And then I was making a run for the lady's room today and caught the tail end of the ad on tv. I found myself humming the jingle as I frantically undid my pants. And then it clicked! Holy crap! Every kiss begins with 'k!' Ha! A pun! I love puns. I felt smart and astoundingly stupid at the same time.

Do you remember those books from elementary school where you'd read a chapter and at the end get to choose what the characters would do next? Eventually you'd have navigated your way through the entire book. I loved these short literary adventures. They made me feel powerful and in control. Unfortunetly, I always got my characters killed. I'm wondering if this could somehow be reflected in my current lifestyle. Any thoughts?

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3:37 PM

Ahh yes, much like a Choose Your Own Adventure book most of the decisions in life never lead to much good.

None of the fun ones anyway!  



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