My Top Ten
Random Things I've Said To Guys At Bars:
10. "Are you a motorboatin' sonofabitch!"
9. "Sorry. This is a vagina only party. No penises. Bad penis. Bad!"
8. "Oh my God! That girl is such a slut! What? She's still standing behind me? Oh...Fuck her! She's like fucked everybody I know. Slutty Mcslut slut!"
7. "So. Serious question here. Look at me with my serious face when I'm asking serious questions. Seriously. Seriously. How big would you say is your penis? I'm taking a survey. Seriously."
6. "Do you play the bongos?"
5. "Thanks for the drink but I'm thinking of becoming a cop so that means I'd have to be a big lesbian. Sorry."
4. "Is this because I'm black?
3. "Yeah, the red head is my little buddy. Psst. I've heard the drapes match the carpet."
2. "I hate cops. You're a cop, right? Yeah. Cops are sluts!"
Drum roll please...
1. "I'm not drunk enough for you to be hitting on me."
10. "Are you a motorboatin' sonofabitch!"
9. "Sorry. This is a vagina only party. No penises. Bad penis. Bad!"
8. "Oh my God! That girl is such a slut! What? She's still standing behind me? Oh...Fuck her! She's like fucked everybody I know. Slutty Mcslut slut!"
7. "So. Serious question here. Look at me with my serious face when I'm asking serious questions. Seriously. Seriously. How big would you say is your penis? I'm taking a survey. Seriously."
6. "Do you play the bongos?"
5. "Thanks for the drink but I'm thinking of becoming a cop so that means I'd have to be a big lesbian. Sorry."
4. "Is this because I'm black?
3. "Yeah, the red head is my little buddy. Psst. I've heard the drapes match the carpet."
2. "I hate cops. You're a cop, right? Yeah. Cops are sluts!"
Drum roll please...
1. "I'm not drunk enough for you to be hitting on me."
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