My Girls Gone Wild!
For some reason my boobs have been out of control lately. I have no idea why. But every picture of me recently has been all boobs.
You can't even tell if there are other people in the photo because your eyes are drawn to the boobs. As if by some jedi-mind-trick it's just suddenly like BAM! BOOBS! People? I don't see people. All I see are huge boobs.
I have come to the conclusion that my girls have acquired evil super powers. Not only are they getting me accussed of having on a Madonesque cone bra or recently siliconed breastesses, but they have recently attracted a bit too much attention for my taste. Yesterday I received a 2-minute message from a morbid, work-related friend about my "crazy titties." And now even my mom when I walk into a room yells, "What is the deal with your boobs lately?" Fuck if I know, Mom!
If anyone has any information about why my boobs have chosen to take on a life of their own please pass it along to me. I'm about to put out a missing persons on my normally sane cleavage.
And as if by way of the almighty, my favorite male blogger chose this same topic in which to rant about in his latest post.
See A Tale of Two Titties. It's well worth it.
You can't even tell if there are other people in the photo because your eyes are drawn to the boobs. As if by some jedi-mind-trick it's just suddenly like BAM! BOOBS! People? I don't see people. All I see are huge boobs.
I have come to the conclusion that my girls have acquired evil super powers. Not only are they getting me accussed of having on a Madonesque cone bra or recently siliconed breastesses, but they have recently attracted a bit too much attention for my taste. Yesterday I received a 2-minute message from a morbid, work-related friend about my "crazy titties." And now even my mom when I walk into a room yells, "What is the deal with your boobs lately?" Fuck if I know, Mom!
If anyone has any information about why my boobs have chosen to take on a life of their own please pass it along to me. I'm about to put out a missing persons on my normally sane cleavage.
And as if by way of the almighty, my favorite male blogger chose this same topic in which to rant about in his latest post.
See A Tale of Two Titties. It's well worth it.
Labels: All things Vagina, Guest Appearances
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8:05 AMhmmm, it might be a little difficult to offer a valid opinion without any photographic evidence. :)
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