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My Epidemic

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.


Shit That Freaks Me Out: A Personal List

10. Republicans. (Just kidding...but not really.)

9. Hairless cats.

8. Big, hairy spiders.

7. People with freckles. (I secretly think they're all communists.)

6. Mimes.

5. Raw meat.

4. Carnival folk.

3. Snakes or any snake-like creatures.

2. Sauerkraut.

1. Sharks. Seriously, sharks. The teeth. The black, glossy eyes and creepy dorsal fin...Excuse me. I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.

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4:15 PM

Gotta add Chalk to this list.

Yeah I know it's messed up, but I gag if I touch, or even think about chalk too much. Prevented me from being a teacher even.  



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