20 Things I'll Never EVER Do:
20. Eat sushi.
19. Let my friends decide what color to dye my hair. (Blonde. I know they’d go blonde and I’d have to kill them all.)
18. Understand the Andy Milonokis show.
17. A midget. I won’t lie. Some midgets freak me out.
16. Put my bridesmaids in frilly/pink dresses. (Unless they do it to me. Then its war.)
15. Stop reciting Southpark at random moments during the day.
14. Get a gay tattoo like dolphins or hearts.
13. Watch Laguna Beach or any of that other shit on MTV. (Besides WildBoyz. I love those guys.)
12. Drive like an old lady. Even if I am an evil old broad.
11. Admit I like romance novels. (With the exception of this I will die swearing I hate the things.)
10. Stop loving the Queer Eye guys.
9. Take a picture of myself naked and email it to my love interest. My luck I’ll press REPLY TO ALL or something.
8. Wear purple stretchy pants. Now leopard print…
7. Drink Vodka & Tonic. Then I will have officially become my mother.
6. Recreational drugs.
5. Swim with sharks. (Fuck that shit! Have you ever seen Shark Week on the Discovery Channel?)
4. Pass up the chance to see what Scotsmen really wear under those kilts.
3. Pierce my nipples or other things…lower…(shudder)
2. Not take the drugs when the doctor offers them as a small person pops out my vagina.
1. Mime. It’s against everything I stand for.
19. Let my friends decide what color to dye my hair. (Blonde. I know they’d go blonde and I’d have to kill them all.)
18. Understand the Andy Milonokis show.
17. A midget. I won’t lie. Some midgets freak me out.
16. Put my bridesmaids in frilly/pink dresses. (Unless they do it to me. Then its war.)
15. Stop reciting Southpark at random moments during the day.
14. Get a gay tattoo like dolphins or hearts.
13. Watch Laguna Beach or any of that other shit on MTV. (Besides WildBoyz. I love those guys.)
12. Drive like an old lady. Even if I am an evil old broad.
11. Admit I like romance novels. (With the exception of this I will die swearing I hate the things.)
10. Stop loving the Queer Eye guys.
9. Take a picture of myself naked and email it to my love interest. My luck I’ll press REPLY TO ALL or something.
8. Wear purple stretchy pants. Now leopard print…
7. Drink Vodka & Tonic. Then I will have officially become my mother.
6. Recreational drugs.
5. Swim with sharks. (Fuck that shit! Have you ever seen Shark Week on the Discovery Channel?)
4. Pass up the chance to see what Scotsmen really wear under those kilts.
3. Pierce my nipples or other things…lower…(shudder)
2. Not take the drugs when the doctor offers them as a small person pops out my vagina.
1. Mime. It’s against everything I stand for.
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