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My Epidemic

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.


Quickie Update

1.) My Meat has apparently accepted his replaceable status. (As long as he's the one I'm ruthlessly using.)
2.) Sunshine and D.C. are "seeing eachother." Which she won't explain to me if that translates as "fucking" eachother but whatever. Bitch.
3.) The Scotland trip is being molded into a semester abroad as part of my Masters program.
4.) Chris is STILL not boning the guy from work.
5.) And now she is emailing me pictures of pirate bandannas as I type this.
6.) I still love kilts.
7.) Gonna get drunk this weekend...and Monday night...and Tuesday. Yes. (Awkward cough.) Just generally alot of drunken behavior being had this holiday weekend...er, week...summer. Yeah. Summer.
8.) Still haven't heard a peep from Coach. Why would a guy want someone who will lie to them about their overall lameness? That's boring.
9.) Went to THE BOSS' daughter's wedding this weekend. Very quickly became (Insert not-at-all-subtle big boob hand gesture) "The Girl in the Green Shirt"
amongst the groom's henchmen.
10.) Chris and I did the flowers and decorations for the aforementioned wedding. We did such a fabulous job (Yeah!) that people are starting to take interest in our talented (all be it fledgling) skills. So we're thinking of starting a bit of side business assisting those who need it in planning and organizing parties (mostly showers). We do the bitchwork. They get the credit. We get paid. Hooray! Hooray for Parties! And bitchwork! And money!

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