Hoochie Mama? Moi?
A few minutes ago, a really cute cop came waltzing on in. I was the only one in the office and was actually trying to balance a few calls while helping him.
I should also make clear that I was told by my boss (my mother's lackey) yesterday, that I don't dress appropriately.
"You need to dress your age. You're coming up into the real world, girly. Better start dressing like an adult."
Ahem. I was wearing a shirt I'd stole from my 48-year-old mother (my boss' boss) and jeans. Granted, they were the "worn" style of jeans, but I'd been wearing them to work for nearly 2 months now without a negative comment.
So I was sitting in the office all by my lonesome, in a jean skirt that shows off my legs beautifully, a blue collared form fitting shirt, and heels. I have to admit. I looked hot.
Enter cute officer.
I helped him. We chatted. He started asking about work and school and my fellow employees. Made up another reason to look for something else while he was down there. Got my name. Gave me his.
When in walks Sunshine in all her glory. She takes one look at me and Officer Cutey and marched her ass back into the adjoining office. From there she announced at the top of her lungs, "Our little hoochie mamma's over there flirting her ass off!"
Officer Cutey turned bright red. He laughed a little nervously and then said he had to go.
I would have killed Sunshine if I hadn't already gotten his name...and wasn't laughing just as hard as she was.
I should also make clear that I was told by my boss (my mother's lackey) yesterday, that I don't dress appropriately.
"You need to dress your age. You're coming up into the real world, girly. Better start dressing like an adult."
Ahem. I was wearing a shirt I'd stole from my 48-year-old mother (my boss' boss) and jeans. Granted, they were the "worn" style of jeans, but I'd been wearing them to work for nearly 2 months now without a negative comment.
So I was sitting in the office all by my lonesome, in a jean skirt that shows off my legs beautifully, a blue collared form fitting shirt, and heels. I have to admit. I looked hot.
Enter cute officer.
I helped him. We chatted. He started asking about work and school and my fellow employees. Made up another reason to look for something else while he was down there. Got my name. Gave me his.
When in walks Sunshine in all her glory. She takes one look at me and Officer Cutey and marched her ass back into the adjoining office. From there she announced at the top of her lungs, "Our little hoochie mamma's over there flirting her ass off!"
Officer Cutey turned bright red. He laughed a little nervously and then said he had to go.
I would have killed Sunshine if I hadn't already gotten his name...and wasn't laughing just as hard as she was.
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